Halloween 2019 Script Happy Anniversary!

Bride 1:  Vows. (whatever you think will sound good for about a minute and a half

Maleficent:

       Well!  Quite the glittering assemblage King Stefan! Royalty, nobility, the gentry, 

       and, uhahaha, how quaint, even the rabble.  I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an 

      invitation, Oh Dear!  What an awkward situation!  I had hoped it was merely due to some                    oversight!   But to show I bear no ill will, I shall bestow a gift on the Child!  Listen Well!

     All of you!  The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her, but,

      Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a                   spinning wheel and die!  Hahahahaha

Glinda : (No one mourns)

         It's good to see me isn't it!  No need to respond, that was rhetorical!  Fellow Ozians!
         Let us be glad!  Let us be grateful!  Let us rejoicify that goodness could subdue!
         The wicked workings of you know who!  Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil?
         The good we all believe'll by and by outlive a lie, for you and. . . (interrupted by witch                         appearing)
Wicked Witch:

     Who killed my sister?  Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?  (points at small child) 

Glinda

     I'm sure it was an accident!

Wicked Witch:

     Well, my fine lady, I can cause accidents too!

Glinda:

     Aren't you forgetting about the ruby slippers?

Wicked Witch:

     The slippers yes!  UGH!  They're gone!  What have you done with them?  Give them back to me!  

     They're no use to you!  I'm the only one who knows how to use them!  Give them back to me or          I'll. . .

Glinda:

     Oh, rubbish!  You have no power here!  Be gone! Before someone drops a house on you!

Wicked Witch:

     Very Well!  I'll bide my time, and as for you my fine gentleman, while its true I can't 

      attend to you here and now as I'd like, just try to stay out of my way!  Just Try!   I'll get you 

      my pretty, and your little (costume of smallest child) too!  (maniacal cackling and freeze)

Bride: (Spoken after each session as the guests get candy)  Hurry Back! Hurry Back!  Be sure to bring your Death Certificate!  If you decide to join us, make final arrangements now!  We've been dying to have you!

Bride 2:  Madame Leota's Spell

Maleficent 2:

       Come now, Why so melancholy?  You the destined hero of a charming fairytale come true! 

      Behold!  King Stefans castle, and in yonder top most tower dreaming of her true love, the 

      Princess Aurora!  And see what gracious whim of fate!  WHY Tis the self saying peasant maid           who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday!  She is most wondrous fair with gold of 

      sunshine in her hair and lips that shame the red, red, rose.  In ageless sleep she finds repose.

      The years roll by!  But a hundred years to a steadfast heart are but a day!  And now the gates of 

      the dungeon part and our  prince is free to go his way.   off he rides on his noble steed A valiant         figure straight and tall, to    wake his love with loves first kiss and prove that true love conquers           all!  Come my pet, let us  leave our prince with these happy thoughts!  A most gratifying day! For       the first time in sixteen years I shall sleep well!

Glinda 2: Popular

Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I

(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will be:

Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts

To be popular

I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-were... well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-ler ... lar!

La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!

Witch dialogue 2

Witch:
      Popular eh?

     Well!  Ring around the rosie a pocket full of spears, thought you were pretty foxy eh!  Well, I'll

     start in on you here and now!  One after the other, but how?  These things must be done delicately       or you hurt the spell  . . how 'bout a little fire?!!!??  (ghost host gives  a spray bottle to a child,             who mists the witch she melts in the most over dramatic way possible)   UGH!  You Cursed                 BRAT!  Look what you've done!  What a world - what a world!   Who would have  thought that a       good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!  Look out!  I'm  going!  Going!          Ohh!